What Was True In National Lampoon’s Animal House, Remains True Today

It’s 2023, and we have waddling McDonald’s addicts on TikTok who can’t even look after themselves properly telling everyone else what part of the Rainbow Groovy Gang they are, not in accordance with that person’s, um, sexuality, but in accordance with whether they also believe in the same brittle ideology as they do.

This is what happens when you bring up a generation spoilt and indulged to infinity by their useless parents – forever moralising to everyone else about breaking whatever happens to be the thoughtcrime of the week, getting all ‘triggered’ at anyone barking back.

Have no idea what this oxygen thief will die of, but one thing is for sure, they will die alone!